I am forming The Great Dwarf Empire right now. Custom dynasty, only male dwarfs inherit, every non-dwarf, who is first in line, gets killed
Already changed all my laws as i wanted - had to spend lots of gold, to keep a positive rating among my vassals, but now it is a smooth sailing!
Pumping Intrigue, so i can accuse troublesome vassals in treachery. Converted to Nesterian Heresy, so i can wage Holy War on my orthodox neighbors, and can get a divorce easily, when a wife turns 30. Throwing every vassal, who is not willing to convert, into dungeon. If they stay true to their faith - i cut their eyes out. Fun times! Had a devastating Holy War, where most slavic orthodox states got involved - won it, and took up to a dozen prisoners. Now every second ruler around me is blind. That will teach them whos religion is better! Where is your god now, you blind fucks?!
It is actually no more than 1/3 chance to get a dwarf child, even if both parents are dwarfs... And there are very few dwarfs out there, who have any good inheritable traits to compensate. So i have to breed my relatives a lot - once i had to merry my niece, she was only 17, and didn't like my 60 year old king too much ( he was a strong homosexual dwarf, greedy, cruel, paranoid impaler ), but like with most women, few estates, a gold purse and a honorary title - melted her heart. Unfortunately, the king died few years later, so I recycled his wife, and married her to the new king
She was a hardy little woman, who gave birth to many beautiful children!
Yeah, and btw, an expansion is out! Get it while it's hot!
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