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Author Topic: [Nord] The Nordmen (Invite only)  (Read 244222 times)

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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1635 on: April 22, 2013, 02:22:29 pm »
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What an idiot. At least he literally went with a bang, that arc was quite impressive.

Who wouldn't want to die like that. Literally get your ass fried with thousands of volts high up then perform air cartwheels with your lifeless body as you fall down. What a spectacle!

PS also notice his pants come off while cartwheeling for extra lulz

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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1636 on: April 22, 2013, 02:48:11 pm »
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Ok now back to sfw lulz. A story I found:

>Be 14 years old
>Me and my friends play with fireworks at school after it is over
>Accidentally shoot firework at principal's office window
>Me and my friends run as hell, principal opens window and yells after us
>He can only see us from behind and its dark so he does not recognise us
>My friend yells "Allahu ackbar" as we run around the corner
>Next day at school, police arrive in middle of class and demands to speak with every muslim kid in class.


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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1637 on: April 22, 2013, 03:02:06 pm »
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R=U/I

Human Resistance = 1.5kOhm
Approx. Voltage = 345kV max

I=U/R=345kV/1.5kOhm=230A

A house has normally 16A fuses or less (except high-power stuff like ovens).

If he shortcuts 2 voltage lines, the effective voltage is doubled, so is the current.
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1638 on: April 22, 2013, 03:17:55 pm »
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R=U/I

Human Resistance = 1.5kOhm
Approx. Voltage = 345kV max

I=U/R=345kV/1.5kOhm=230A

A house has normally 16A fuses or less (except high-power stuff like ovens).

If he shortcuts 2 voltage lines, the effective voltage is doubled, so is the current.
Yeah he died before he could realize what hit him. The current is pretty brutal.
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1639 on: April 22, 2013, 03:22:01 pm »
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I see why Shema took the video badly, it's quite... shocking... 8-)

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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1640 on: April 22, 2013, 03:31:22 pm »
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His trousers falling down made me laugh so fucking much

PS: QQ Shema
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1641 on: April 22, 2013, 03:33:53 pm »
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His trousers falling down made me laugh so fucking much
You could say his life ended with a flash :wink:
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1642 on: April 22, 2013, 03:35:03 pm »
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u byzantiums should fuse with mercs :rolleyes:
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1643 on: April 22, 2013, 04:21:59 pm »
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u byzantiums should fuse with mercs :rolleyes:
Already the same shit anyway :D
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1644 on: April 22, 2013, 04:29:33 pm »
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u byzantiums should fuse with mercs :rolleyes:
Already the same shit anyway :D
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1645 on: April 22, 2013, 04:58:43 pm »
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Already the same shit anyway :D

There's a bit of a difference.

We won.

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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1646 on: April 22, 2013, 05:02:54 pm »
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There's a bit of a difference.

We won.

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pretty sure the Mercs say the same.

You're alike. Face it.
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1647 on: April 22, 2013, 05:07:49 pm »
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pretty sure the Mercs say the same.

You're alike. Face it.

They can't say the same. Because we won.

I'm talking about the cRPG league and the match we had against Mercs of course, not the constant fight for x5 on EU1. Was a fucking good fight though, first time we really had to fight hard for the win, can't wait for the next season.
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1648 on: April 22, 2013, 05:10:22 pm »
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when u say we, do you include yourself korgoth ?
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Re: [Nord] The Nordmen (Not recruiting)
« Reply #1649 on: April 22, 2013, 05:11:28 pm »
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Same armor, same classes, same attitude - there is nothing special about any of you two...
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