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Offline Bjord

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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #105 on: June 10, 2012, 08:19:16 pm »
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nuked all of Germany but mistook Germany for France and nuked France and then tried to cover up mistake by nuking Germany but missed and hit Schweiz but then realized it wasn't Schweiz but Sweden and then blamed it on radical muslims and al Qaida.

The End.
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #106 on: June 10, 2012, 08:32:45 pm »
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... and now part two starts with a peasant running for his life, his pants around his ankles, because...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #107 on: June 10, 2012, 08:33:03 pm »
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Quote from: Bjord on June 10, 2012, 08:19:16 pm
nuked all of Germany but mistook Germany for France and nuked France and then tried to cover up mistake by nuking Germany but missed and hit Schweiz but then realized it wasn't Schweiz but Sweden and then blamed it on radical muslims and al Qaida.

The End.
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #108 on: June 10, 2012, 10:57:56 pm »
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Quote from: RandomDude on June 10, 2012, 08:32:45 pm
... and now part two starts with a peasant running for his life, his pants around his ankles, because...

...he's practicing for the annual potatoe race that will start in a week. Unfortunately...

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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #109 on: June 11, 2012, 02:44:23 am »
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Quote from: Bulzur on June 10, 2012, 10:57:56 pm
...he's practicing for the annual potatoe race that will start in a week. Unfortunately...

http://www.photaki.fr/photo-enfants-avec-une-course-en-sac-de-pommes-de-terre_139141.htm

..... He slipped in a puddle of cum and then............
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #110 on: June 11, 2012, 03:01:05 am »
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...wondered to himself again why they had routed the race thru a porn studio...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #111 on: June 11, 2012, 03:49:28 am »
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... He was going to ask the race coordinator why they had routed the race through the porn studio, but when he saw the coordinator he immediately knew the answer. It was Ron Jeremy! So instead he....
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #112 on: June 11, 2012, 04:31:10 am »
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...boxed Ron up and packed him off to madagascar and released him to the wild, where he could live peacefully with the other hairy beasts...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #113 on: June 11, 2012, 04:07:22 pm »
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...such as okin, and umm conan the whore who had a massive...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #114 on: June 11, 2012, 05:06:12 pm »
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.... left nut which he used to knock out.......
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #115 on: June 11, 2012, 06:31:12 pm »
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Quote from: Murmillus_Prime on June 11, 2012, 05:06:12 pm
.... left nut which he used to knock out.......

...any midget or child at waist height who crossed his path. This being said...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #116 on: June 11, 2012, 10:26:46 pm »
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...his rightnut was tiny by comparison which led to conan walking lopsided and...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #117 on: June 11, 2012, 10:58:03 pm »
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...because his way of walking he would occasionally bump into random people which...
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #118 on: June 14, 2012, 01:55:27 pm »
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....was not very useful in a potatoe race, so Conan....
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Re: Lets make a story.
« Reply #119 on: June 14, 2012, 02:55:04 pm »
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...decided to mastrubate, after that...
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