Astralis [NA]

[SittingBull]

New Event!

Scrim confirmed against Frisia on Wednesday, May 8th, at 11:00 PM est. Whip ya tits out boys

[Taser]

New Event!

Scrim confirmed against Frisia on Wednesday, May 8th, at 11:00 PM est. Whip ya tits out boys

I will spectate and throw popcorn at duelists. *read: stones*   

I am also disappointed I wasn't able to actually throw stones.

[SittingBull]

You should be the official ref and throw stones when someone commits a personal foul.

[Lord_Ryizine]

I was sad when I saw I wasn't on the roster, but then again you don't have the Lord of the Milky Way up there, so I understand.

Also, I am sad to announce I will not be able to make it to the scrim, mainly because I'll be working until 11 pm Pacific time. So may the stars watch over your battle!

[SittingBull]

Ryizine you sorry sack of shit... Thinking life and your job is more important than this shit. We gotta bring our try hard A game to this shit!

[Jediborg]

Greetings Astralis Members!

I would like to apply for membership! My play style is mainly ranged but am perfecting my melee skills with a pole arm user.

[BadooN]

I was thinking about respeccing to shield for our scrim but then realized phantasmal's bolts will somehow curve around and hit me in the face anyways
gawd

[Phantasmal]

I was thinking about respeccing to shield for our scrim but then realized phantasmal's bolts will somehow curve around and hit me in the face anyways
gawd

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[MrShine]

I should be able to make it to the battle... initiating inter-clan smack talk


Frisia are a bunch of poops

[Wallace_Ritchie]

"poops" You mean oops?... Get it? (cause they're mistakes who's mothers don't love them.) I should be able to make it. Although I may want to sit out. I did soooooooo bad at the last scrim

[TR_Ragnarok]

I might need to warm up a bit because I sprained my penis.

[MrShine]

that burn was way better than mine

also Luk quit bein' a bitch! your sweet ass had better be at the scrim tonight

I might need to warm up a bit because I sprained my penis.

Did Jesse become a man?  Hopefully you used protection - we wouldn't want to bring another Frisia member into the world.

[TR_Ragnarok]

We are Frisians ya and we have the best ice cream sandwiches

[TR_Ragnarok]

Chief
SittingBull

Guardians
Luk
Release Arrows
Ragnarok

Champions
Agile
WolfGang
Striter

Blessed
SexThriller
Bludgeon
Aretes
ALL DAY

Warriors
Theobrosius
Robert Namo
TisJester
Passion
MrShine
BranStark
Edward
CONQUEEFADOR
Purple Slurpeez
Croaker Mcgee Jr
Cpt Morgan
Snuffalumy old friendus
Aukaishi
Atreides
Jeep91
Xelphii
Phantasmel Damsel
Bearinian Commander
Grim Wizard Frosty
Reaperkiller

Does this still exist I call to vote that we rename Guardians The Benevolents of the Stars

[Lord_Ryizine]

Ryizine you sorry sack of shit... Thinking life and your job is more important than this shit. We gotta bring our try hard A game to this shit!

But I'm like one of the worst players we have, only thing I have going for me is the beard. And you love my ass to death and you know it sexy pants.