There once was a man named Rodrick, he fell poor and old, and when his only reason for living dumped him, he was alone. There was a girl named Miley; sweet as can be, but Rodrick fell in love, so she crushed his heart with glee. After that Rodrick was devestated, broken, it is true, and when he confronted Miley, she just said boo hoo. I felt bad for this man, as I have lost one I loved so dear, but Rodrick had thought she was adhere. Now, this poor man sits in his basement drinking beer. When he was cast out, he came to the cRPG forums, looking for answers to his problems. The people replied: go step outside, and your troubles will go away, but when poor Rodrick tried this, he was eaten up like hay. Behold the real world was too much for this man, now he sits at home, just playing Warband.
