F**k It Dude, Let's Go Bowling (FIDLGB)

[Bronto]

Day two in Europe:

The green of the plains grows less fresh and more dry every hour that passes. The breeze holds a warmth that is uncomfortable and sandy at the same time. In the distance, I see mounds of sand taller than the highest castle tower. Hopefully I've brought enough water for my army and horses...

OH MAN, i can't wait for today's updates. these are some good reads on the pooper.

[Canary]

Hopefully I've brought enough water for my army and horses..

It is a wretched wasteland where they hoard all their water, food and other resources inside large shiny towered towns and castles, never to see the light of day. The populace starves for XP, but the lords keep it from them.

I do not envy you, but know that I may find way to share your doom before too long.

[Rhalzo]

Day three in Europe:

This damned desert. I've been riding for what seems like days, but has only been hours. My water is running low and I'm still far from home. I pass by many an oasis on the path, but all of them seem to be packed with many troops from the nearby lords. How do these lords keep these armies of over 10,000 men fed and paid? Oh, it must be the over 2 million gold that they have stored up in their fortresses. I've received a message from a raven telling me of how all of our lands have been taken over by people calling themselves Berserks. "I don't remember seeing many of those people fighting us for our lands..." I thought to myself as I took a small sip from my water bladder. There is nothing to do but to continue my march to the east and back home; if there is anything left that could be considered home anymore.

[Bronto]

Bronto's log, day 19 June 2013:

The mind numbingly super serious self perceived "veteran" players of strategus are too ignorant and egotistical for me to continue my mockery and berating of their beliefs. Plus, I do not think they will ever understand the insults that flow from my fingertips as they caress my sturdy keyboard or the sheer magnitude of feces I hurl in their general direction. I am self muting myself once again until more intelligent beings can be found. Sadly, the outlook is bleak. This is the internet after all.

[Ethgar]

But Bronto,

What about us????   Why shall you mute yourself against us??? 

[Bronto]

But Bronto,

What about us????   Why shall you mute yourself against us???

Not you guys! Just the forums. Ethgar go DL and install the papsmurf package for mine craft and saddle up. It's intense! Posted in our TS right now in hobby hall I believe.

[Bronto]

You're doing god's work, Bronto.

So what you're telling me is I should continue mindlessly hurling insults at any and all determined to be scum? Cause that I can do!

[Rhalzo]

So I'm back in NA. I won't be writing a post about it because I don't want to announce where I am.

[Muki]

So I'm back in NA. I won't be writing a post about it because I don't want to announce where I am.

Just found him. Rhalzo your beard is very wonderful do hope you pick up some cool bowling balls from the Euro bowling alleys

[Rhalzo]

Just found him. Rhalzo your beard is very wonderful do hope you pick up some cool bowling balls from the Euro bowling alleys

I'm on a spirit journey right now. I don't like this climate that I'm in right now though. Too dry and brown.

[Bronto]

I'm on a spirit journey right now. I don't like this climate that I'm in right now though. Too dry and brown.

So what you're saying is you ate peyote and are now lost in the desert.

[Rhalzo]

So what you're saying is you ate peyote and are now lost in the desert.

You're close. I'm not in the desert though.

[Jarold]

You're close. I'm not in the desert though.

Obviously the steppe, danger lurks in the steppe.

[Havoco]

He's in the mountains asking for guidance from a calradian monk.

[Ethgar]

He's heard talks of there being a great lane up there made of marble, all the ale one can drink, and thine sacred golden bowling ball that legend has it, holds mystical powers, that only one as the dude could wield.   That and I heard the monks there can teach you a wicked throw to improve your game!!!