Friend of mine recently decided to "check in" with what had changed, he realised that he had logged out over at our mine, used our collected maps & other client mods to find his way back.
Having reached the river separating him from our little homestead a snake attacked him, his last words I heard over teamspeak while playing cRPG were;
"Oh my God, I've forgotten how to run... How the fuck do I run? Shit! Shit! Shit! Damnit you idiot fucking run, that snake is going to eat you! OH FUCK IT I'm knocked out. Well done me, guess I won't be playing again."
It took him two minutes from logging in to decide that he was never going to play again. I couldn't stop laughing but I'm also too scared to log back in because I can't remember where I left myself before my exams started a while back when I stopped.