CHOPAS - Wat the Heck? (NA Faction)

[VicTheBear]

Here's a great story:

Once upon a time, I was sitting at the library infodesk at work. I was kind of bored so I randomly opened one of the drawers and found a Waiver of Liability and Hold Harmless Agreement for the UNT Billiards Club.
Apparently playing billiards is dangerous, so dangerous in fact that the university requires you to sign a release form to participate in the club.

Here is what they have to say about it--

"POSSIBLE INJURIES RELATED TO BILLIARDS: Potential hazards that may result in injury that are specific to billiards include but are not limited to:
-being struck by a pool ball or cue
-shoulder or finger injuries
-strains
-sprains
-pulls/tears
-cramps
-infection
-rashes
-vomiting
-bruises
-contusions
-wounds
-insect bites
-dislocation
-blisters
-nosebleeds
-broken bones
-fractures
-choking
-respiratory or heart failure
-heat exhaustion
-heat stroke
-fainting
-nerve damage
-shock
-paralysis
-concussion
-death (in an extreme case)"

I lol'd.

The end.



Also, welcome to page 198. Two more, guys.

[Ganner]

They lack various struck in the ball conditions.

[VicTheBear]

Oh, there's a whole section on the form about "Body areas which may be affected or involved in such injuries." It lists "genital areas and organs" as a possible area for injury.
It's a thorough form, I just thought the story was long enough already.

[Ganner]

We had to sign a similar form to use the breakroom and gym at work lulz.

[Dexxtaa]

"Insect bites"

[SittingBull]

Make fun of them all you want, but everytime a billards player comes out to play a game they're putting their lives on the line. Clearly this is a club filled with sturdy individuals who have some balls to put themselves on the frontline and risk it all, including their lives, to play the game.

[Daniel]

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This is the real sport of balls and danger.

[Keshian]

Guys you have to stop!   200 pages means a black hole of spam will be formed that can never be closed adn will encompass all of calradia!  You have to stop before its too late!!

[King_of_kings]

My character is Royal_Crossbow and I am interested in joining Chaos

[VicTheBear]

My character is Royal_Crossbow and I was interested in joining Chaos

Lul.

[Flawless]

Rashes??? I'm assuming this would occur if the pool table is used for "other" purposes ;)

[Anwyl]

Well.. Isn't Vic active this morning.

[Daniel]

Well.. Isn't Vic active this morning.

I've never even actually seen Vic in game tbh.

[Tears of Destiny]

I've never even actually seen Vic in game tbh.

Strange, half the time I play it seems like she is on... I think she may be stalking me...

[H4rdn3ssKill3r]

Never had coffee in my life, one cup of green tea and I can sprint two miles and my heart beats 200 beats a minute, can't imagine what more caffeine would do.

Tea has more caffeine that black coffee between ;)