heh... i just noticed...
"I am your worst french nightmare."
so does that make you a pompous looking mime with a bunch of french fries in rolled up newspaper in one hand and a bottle of bordeaux wine in the other, and of course a slim my old friend in your mouth? Cause if I had a nightmare about such as that, i would be REALLY offended and annoyed... not scared mind you, no one is scared of the french after all... but REALLY annoyed to be sure!