Dear Tears,
Keeping you out of a thread on these forums is probably impossible, I'm not sure anyone should try. Furthermore, I don't mind you being here posting stuff, your occasional inanity is far more tolerable than what has been going on around here lately.
You are also welcome to come into our teamspeak sometime again, if you wish, we enjoy talking to all different kinds of folk in there. For that matter, practically anyone is welcome to stop by in there if they would like. That is, assuming they're interested. It's sometimes an aural kick in the pants in there. Anyhow, just poke somebody to get let into our channel.
Birdily yours,
Cannery
P.S. I can't think of anything to make this seem more like a real missive.