Forgive me Xeen Senpai, for I wrote you this rap:
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Yo my name is TugBOAT and I beat my meat
But I always look both ways when I cross the street
I know this guy Xeen
His edges are clean
and he likes to eat donuts from fuckin' Krispy Kreme
and he'll body ya'
empty his jarids til there's no blood left inside of ya'
and he'll murder you
erase your name til no one's ever heard of you
if he's on a plated charger you're as good as dead
you've got no soul if your hair is red
Cuz he floats like a butterfly stings like a bee
"All them other throwers wanna be like me
So get up out my face cuz I don't wanna see ya'
Imma buzz up in your spot like onomatopoeia"
Throwing spears so fast he make everybody look slow
but I'm droppin rhymes faster than Edgar Allen Poe
Knights Union of the Tundra
When I was rude to Xeen it was a blunda
So let me back in my heart is torn asunder
If you don't let me back in my ship's goin under
and I don't want none unless you got puns hun
and I think imma eat a honey bun
Imma keep on spendin til all my fuckin money's done
Imma keep on rappin til all my fuckin honey's gone
Naw forreal though Xeen you're the fuckin greatest
and you know it's the truth when I fuckin' say this
because when I say sorry it's never a lie
and I'm starting to feel sentimental so I'm about to cry
Back in the day we used to have fun together
Beatin up noobs and making fun of Tretter
now we've grow so far apart
so now I think it's time for a new start
so Imma bend over and let you do me
so I'm offerin up my butt virginity
So go ahead Xeen if that's what you wanna do
cuz I just wanna say that I miss you boo