Smoothrich follow chadzrule #1: Common Sense.
Your banner obviously uses a cute puppy and is related to the SS-symbolism of the chocolate chip cookies. And worst of all is that you think youre cool trolling around like that.
I really care shit about you. We can nicely coexist in this community. But dude. This is some serious shit you are submitting here.
And nope, I am not playing the game with a cute puppy-banner, I said I have one flying around. Its not even uploaded or in a .png-file.
I also never submitted it and was never seriously going to.
I am sorry to say it, but it seems like the one of us two really being a chocolate chip cookie here... is you.
Btw: Yes. I know what a cute puppy is. Yes, I know einstein stole it from Buddhism, Hinduism and other religions/cultures. Same with the greeting, that he stole from the romans... and lots of other stuff he just stole from somewhere. But we both know what you are trying to do here. I know you just want to be funny. But believe me it is not. Not even if its meant in an ironic/satiric way.
Edit: Maybe you just aim for me going into rage-mode. But it only makes me sad. You tried so hard to make it look like I am a chocolate chip cookie... and now you're doing shit like this. Sorry man. This is too low, even for you.

If I am allowed to give you some advise: Rethink it. Open a serious Clan, with roleplaying-elements. Do something for the whole community - and not only for the trolls. I think you really have the balls to do it... you just have to believe in yourself.