So much win in this thread, look at the OP +36 or something. He even says nerf it he'll still be happy with the full set of swings.
e.g.
Long Voulge
weapon length: 175
weight: 3.5
difficulty: 17 (lol?)
speed rating: 85 (slow that shit down, he'll still be happy)
weapon length: 175
thrust damage: 18 pierce (nerf that, whatever, still happy)
swing damage: 37 cut (nerf me, i'll make a sad man happy)
slots: 2 (make me 4 slots, whatever floats your boat, still happy)
Can't use on horseback (derp)
Unbalanced (most people would say this is a -point anyway?)
Bonus against Shield (more fun to break shields using side swings anyway)
Can't sheath (cool story bro)