The very HATEful raid on Fisdnar.

[Kreczor]

Goretooth, we have raided plenty of lljk too lol and what gear have you gotten? pitchforks? maybe a few trade goods? Your army costs you more per day than what you get from raiding us. The amazing part about all of this is how lljk manages to think themselves the underdogs and how every victory they have is purely from their skill and dedication when they have more than 3 times our numbers not counting their alliances and dont even think oh you have alliances too because our allies are not helping us in fighting you. The only reason we are at war is because we decided to have fun in strat and not be a part of the carebear alliances And if your having fun too Goretooth, raiding us, then great aint that what games are about :p the fun not the E-Penis size?

Wait, we're part of a carebear alliance?

[Slantedfloors]

That is one damn tall turtle 

Not no more it isn't.

But yeah, tiny car.

[Rikthor]

Wait, we're part of a carebear alliance?

Well you see Kreczor, when you have allies you are considered a Carebear Alliance even though the opposing side as their own allies by the juniors admission.

It's called the Darkfall Rule Set:

1) Does your opponent have allies? If yes, Carebear Alliance.
2) Does your opponent have one more person than you? If yes, Zerg.
3) Did you lose a battle your opponent? If yes, make up some stat that means you actually won.
4) Did you lose a city to your opponent? If yes, "We didn't want that city anyway"

Hopefully this makes more sense, Kreczor. The more you know.

[MrShine]

Moral victory can always be claimed, regardless of the circumstances.

[SittingBull]

Oh hey there's a thread about this! WE SHALL THROW MORE TROOPS AT FISDNAR FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SPITE ALL THAT IS THE GOON ALLIANCE bundle of sticksRY.