Conform or stop playing. Congratz 2h has a slow right hand swing just like 1h. Deal with it. Your tears are funny though. Doesn't bother me much since you were never much of a threat when hiltslashing was still in.
BTW the 1h left swing covers less ground than the right but it is faster and hits the head. That is the trade off.
You can blow it out yer ass, I have lots of fond memories of slicing through your head with my dumb ass slow weapon. And there is no point getting the great axe out for such a ninny as yourself.
BTW I know thanks for sharing, but a trade off? hardly. Should have lobbied for a faster 1 hand right sewing not nerf every fucking thing else, but keep telling yerself yer a smart guy there smart guy. Oh and stay behind that Huscarl shield of yours.
Without a shield 1 hand block left or right looks fucking stupid leaning to the side, but rather then fix that turd let's make every other melee lean to the side too.
Also, your name is offensive, you are one of those misogynist I keep hearing about yet you get away with it. I guess that's maturity for ya. If I haven't mentioned it before, fuck you ya goof!
I do not have to fucking deal with it. I'll play one hander, thrower or cavalry. Which means I will get bored sooner rather then later and find something else to play.