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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #315 on: January 04, 2012, 10:54:26 pm »
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You said the same to me, Jambi is a whore!

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #316 on: January 05, 2012, 12:30:50 am »
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You said the same to me, Jambi is a whore!

... Is that news?  :mrgreen:

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #317 on: January 05, 2012, 02:06:24 am »
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I was the one who told 22nd that Vex rejoined Mercs. That he wouldn't be able to stick with 22nd was already somewhat expected from my side.

Vex: omg Lordly Heraldic Armor with Tabard.. MUST HAVE
Vex: Mercs is awesome
(about 5 minutes later)
Vex: bb 22nd
(one day later)
Vex: Why did we even leave Mercs? :D

This is what I told 22nd too. There are more in the conversation above but it's basically all in Norwegian and unrelevant.

Hi Xtrah, how is my Merc mole doing in 22nd  :mrgreen:?

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We do know that our forums are partially public, the thing which bothered me was that Burrik went there with only the reason to spy. Then he also completely misrepresented what was said there, so not only did he read Vex's application (that's fine) he then lied to as to what he said. What nice respect to show your new clan mate, you will happily lie about what was said in his name. I must say I liked Vex, and I would wish him a good time in his new clan if there wasn't so many signs of subterfuge.

Well sorry mister, it's not my problem! I don't give a crap if people said that they've been on the Merc forum, http://merc-crpg.eu/ look click it! Please get over it, everyone does it.

- Quoting from Xtrah's application "(Jambi convinced me), I figured I'd try apply" from http://22ndbattalion.xippy.org/index.php?page=13&CatID=45823&PostID=254647.
- Quoting from Vex's application  "What are the main reasons for you wanting to join 22nd? Because i like to suck jambis cuk." his jokey attitude suggests that there is a friendly bond between Vex and Jambi, I guess the main reason Vex got into 22nd was through Jambi's ability to befriend and pursuade him. Vex told me on teamspeak that Jambi praised Vex's skill on the duel server and then he proceeded to persuade him into the 22nd Battalion.

It's blantantly obvious that Jambi was the one who mainly convinced Xtrah and Vex to join 22nd. I am not bending the truth or have "completely misrepresented what was said".


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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #318 on: January 05, 2012, 02:56:07 am »
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You said the same to me, Jambi is a whore!


When we were playing APB he was running around with a female char, "whore" imprinted on his forehead, driving a pedo van. Man I ignored way too many signs.....
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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #319 on: January 05, 2012, 03:13:19 am »
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THE SIGNS WERE THERE NOCTI HOW COULD YOU
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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #320 on: January 05, 2012, 10:16:27 am »
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Nocti hired Odin(secret Fallen leader) for DDOS retaliation.

One cannot just "hire" THE Odin.

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #321 on: January 05, 2012, 10:38:54 am »
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Well, if it goes against Russians, Odin might even do it for free.

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #322 on: January 05, 2012, 10:49:57 am »
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Hi Xtrah, how is my Merc mole doing in 22nd  :mrgreen:?


- Quoting from Xtrah's application "(Jambi convinced me), I figured I'd try apply" from http://22ndbattalion.xippy.org/index.php?page=13&CatID=45823&PostID=254647.

It's blantantly obvious that Jambi was the one who mainly convinced Xtrah and Vex to join 22nd. I am not bending the truth or have "completely misrepresented what was said".

MOLES EVERYWHERE.

Anyhow, I were clanless(and happy about it) and Vex was in Risen. Yes, Jambi wanted to chat with me(idk about Vex) and yes, he suggested that I'd try applying for 22nd. But the only thing he convinced from my part was from not wanting a clan at all, to at least give 22nd a try and see if I might like it. Vex can answer for himself, but his leaving-Risen thread might be worth reading.

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #323 on: January 05, 2012, 02:05:56 pm »
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MOLES EVERYWHERE.

Anyhow, I were clanless(and happy about it) and Vex was in Risen. Yes, Jambi wanted to chat with me(idk about Vex) and yes, he suggested that I'd try applying for 22nd. But the only thing he convinced from my part was from not wanting a clan at all, to at least give 22nd a try and see if I might like it. Vex can answer for himself, but his leaving-Risen thread might be worth reading.

I still lol at the comments in that thread.  :)
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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #324 on: January 05, 2012, 02:08:34 pm »
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Risen sure seem like very nice guys.

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #325 on: January 05, 2012, 02:09:07 pm »
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Extremely witty replies in that thread, I died laughing so I don't know how I'm still able to type this

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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #326 on: January 05, 2012, 02:41:02 pm »
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Risen sure seem like very nice guys.

Only BlackMilk there plays, the others don't. They play shitty World of Warcraft.  :?

(And to be honest, can't blame it if someone doesn't even take the time to get introduced since I only ever saw him once on teamspeak, and get a reply like that. (Also nobody likes Vex))
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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #327 on: January 05, 2012, 02:44:25 pm »
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Burrick you soo funny. but listen, and read very closely to what is being said in this thread. let me seriously dumb this down for you alright?
Ready kids? Here we go!

Xtrah and Vex were sad.

Xtrah and Vex decided Mercs were too angry.

Xtrah and Vex dont like to play Strategus with the Mercs.

Xtrah and Vex wanted to play with other players.

Xtrah and Vex wanted to play other games also.

Xtrah and Vex decided to leave Mercs.

1 or 2 weeks later Jambi found out Xtrah was clanless.

Jambi knows Xtrah, and he knows Xtrah likes to play aaallll sorts of diffrent games.

Jambi thought Xtrah would like 22nd. Because we play aaalll sorts of games.

Jambi talked with Xtrah.

Xtrah was happy to see Jambi again.

Jambi told Xtrah of 22nd.

Xtrah told Jambi, he was already thinking of 22nd.

Xtrah was happy and joined 22nd to try it out.

Jambi asked Xtrah where Vex was playing.

Xtrah told Jambi, that his friend Vex was in Risen.

Jambi went to talk to Vex.

Jambi asked Vex how he was doing, and why he left Mercs.

Vex told Jambi the same thing Xtrah told Jambi.

Vex was sad, when he heard Xtrah joined 22nd.

Vex wanted to leave Risen and join Xtrah.

Vex was sad.

Jambi cheered Vex up, by saying it is alright.

Vex was still on trail in Risen, so could leave anytime he wanted.

Vex was happy.

Xtrah was clanless and joined 22nd.

Vex was on trail in Risen, and decided to join Xtrah.

Jambi was happy, that he could help Xtrah.

Then Mercs found out Xtrah and Vex joined 22nd after leaving Mercs.

Mercs got realy booboo in butt.

Mercs came in pedo van.

Pedo van said "Free Candy heirlooms"

Vex got happy

Vex clanhopped from 22nd to Mercs

Jambi is happy. 22nd does not need clanwhores like Vex afterall.

Mercs spreading more lies.

Mercs are even more booboo in butt then before.

Jambi does not understand how Mercs can still have booboo.

Vex left mercs, and then rejoined Mercs when offered a Lordly heraldic mail with tabard.

Mercs simply mass recruit.

Gingerpussy needs grinders for him on strategus.

Mercs have no real friends

Jambi finds it funny that Burrick made a how-to post.

Burrick used old video's to trick new applicants.

The video showed old ex-Mercs.

The old Mercs were much more skilled.

Mercs are not at that high skill level anymore.

Mercs are dead in strategus

The End.  8-)

« Last Edit: January 05, 2012, 03:31:55 pm by Jambi »
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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #328 on: January 05, 2012, 03:05:01 pm »
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oh look it's jambi again
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Re: Druzhina Hit list for Xmas, with prizes.
« Reply #329 on: January 05, 2012, 03:06:46 pm »
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oh look it's jambi again

oh look it's jambi Xant again
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