Since it is apparently backwards day:
HAHA! CHOAS SCUM WILL ALWAYS BE THE ONES AT WAR WITH EVERYONE, AND YOU CAN'T STOP US BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR HANDS IN EVERY MAJOR ALLIANCE ON THE NA SIDE OF THE MAP! BANDITS RULE! I HATE ALL OF YOU! WAR FOREVER, INVADE EVERY VILLAGE YOU OWN!
MAIM! KILL! BURN!