It's true everyone BEWARE!!!
I found myself sucked into a crpg version of tron after I activated the launcher, in which I had to race along a tight digitised corridor while arrows zipped past and made laser walls in front of me, forcing me down new paths.
Then I encountered the most dangerous task of all, I had to race a digitised, evil chadz on a donkey, who swiped at me all the time with a laser riding crop, shouting "FLYING CARPET BITCHES!!!!" as solidified urine came out the back of our donkey's and formed walls behind us. We raced and dived among strange twisted landscapes, all lumpy and unbalanced, while all the time naked people with spears span around like helicopters and thrust at me and made "neee naww nee naww" noises and blew raspberries at me.
Then I came through the hall of a thousand whines, deftly dodging a sneaky chadz urine streak in the process. As I raced I caught snatches of conversation here and there "...buff this shi..." and "...fucking spam noo.." and others such as "...my armour is too wea.." and ".....two handed is overpowe.... as well as "....ranged runner cun....". But suddenly, it became too loud to bear, like a thousand bee people trying to rape my ears in a constant "nzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Thank god the exit came, but I still had to combat the evil chadz.
Fortunately I just managed to beat him with a last minute twister and then the urine wall coming out of my donkey smacked into his donkey's face and he flew past goin "greeeeearrghgghgh!!".
Then I rushed to the centre and finally found the exit portal, but just then a rumble shook the virtual world and a giant appeared from the landscape, IT WAS FASADER with his giant XBOW!!. I looked closer and realised that he was a giant puppet, being controlled by enormous, yet thin and invisible, string.............BY chadz!!!! HE HAD RETURNED!! Also he was riding his flying carpet...
He fired it and the force ripped half of the world's reality to pieces, while the bolt sped towards me to eradicate the next half, I dived through the portal spamming Masterwork stones at his enormous chin, but they just bounced off into oblivion, "HAW HAW HAW" he chuckled, "WE WILL MEET AGAIN!!!", was the last thing I heard as the portal shut behind me.
So beware the new launcher people, I only just escaped with my life, how many have been left behind? To lose their souls in agony?
BEWARE!!!
