I think people like you already are fish and chips. Btw: Its pommes, not chips. chips are some snack like flips. flat, crunchy, round things. pringles.
you english-speaking people made some mistakes while translating. ;)
And even I met some guys wearing tophats. Those things are very liked by some goffic-guys. Monocles... well... cant remember, but maybe one ran over my way on a medi-eval festival.