You guys know what I do every morning I wake up? I open my eyes, sit up, and salute the American flag hanging from my ceiling. I then get out of bed, salute the flag again, and start my morning workout. When I'm done, I eat some greasy food, and yell the Star Spangled Banner at the top of my lungs down the hallways of my dorm. Why, you ask, do I do this? Because I love America. She may not be the perfect country, but she's MY COUNTRY DAMMIT, and I love her to death. AMUUUUURICA!!!!!!