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Re: Katanas
« Reply #90 on: January 11, 2012, 12:58:21 am »
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It is hard to make war with a small penis. Give the samurais some respect!
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #91 on: January 11, 2012, 10:57:26 am »
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #92 on: January 11, 2012, 10:59:44 am »
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It is hard to make war with a small penis. Give the samurais some respect!
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #93 on: January 11, 2012, 02:43:27 pm »
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2012, 04:24:47 am »
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My final evidence that katanas can cut through tincans:

http://www.bofunk.com/video/1218/defenders_of_the_keep.html

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Re: Katanas
« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2012, 06:35:49 pm »
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lulz :)  :D
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #96 on: January 14, 2012, 10:08:25 pm »
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weaboo porn

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Re: Katanas
« Reply #97 on: January 15, 2012, 12:10:33 pm »
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At the end, she strikes with the back side. This happens when you give weapons to women.
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #98 on: August 02, 2012, 12:53:33 am »
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Can't believe how many of these threads are out here.
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #99 on: August 02, 2012, 12:56:54 am »
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Re: Katanas
« Reply #100 on: August 20, 2012, 12:01:09 am »
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Here is a poem I have written for you today about Katanas.

Katanas are fast, Katanas are strong, if you disagree, I'll cut off your dong.
Kanatas are sharp, they can cut through walls, if you disagree I'll rip off your balls.

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Re: Katanas
« Reply #101 on: August 20, 2012, 12:17:09 am »
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I don't only think I'm bad, I know I'm bad!

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Re: Katanas
« Reply #102 on: August 20, 2012, 12:21:37 am »
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think they are badass I meant.

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Re: Katanas
« Reply #103 on: August 22, 2012, 07:37:21 pm »
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Katanas were made of some of the best and dense steel in history.  I think the average Katana was steel refolded a thousand times (increasing the density & Strength), compared to European swords that were less than 50. 

There is no physical reason, if you had the physical strength, why a katana could not block larger & heavier weapons.

Folding a weapon so many times was entirely impractical and primitive. The same methods of sword smithing were used by early saxons/vikings in the pre 800 AD era. Dense =/= Good/able to block. No matter how dense it is, it can't stop a mace or a morningstar, it would just shard and break instead of being bent out of shape, like a longsword.


And I'm a big fat tool because this is page seven and that has been quoted a dozen times.

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Re: Katanas
« Reply #104 on: August 22, 2012, 08:20:59 pm »
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This thread gets a bit more traffic, so I feel the need to repost the "katanas are awesome" works cited here.


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