R- Rodney... you are a elf, uncontrollably... I think! A we nom yo ho regge cho.
You do derp dastardly, devious devil! Don't deceive your dad or elders doing devious deeds for your delight alone! Dumb daredevilry and dickish doo da diddly daftness! I denounce your damnable thread and its design and direct everybody's deference toward dilligent deliberation diametrically against! It is demented and deranged, distracts one and does leave them dumfounded!
