Placeholder post before I get muted because Smooth is a dick
Tears, words cannot express my hatred for you, if feelings could kill, you would be a bloody smear in your parents basement, dogfucking-themed hentai with Victhebear and Anwyl's faces pasted on the characters and IRC still open on your computer. You are the worst admin I have ever run into on the internet and I have run into many, many badmins. I have no idea why you were given admin given that your only qualification was "posts all the time", but I'm sure the selection process involved a plastic bag full of paint-thinner and spraypaint.
I hope to spend my mute time crafting a fine post about why you should be de-admined.