Two can play at the immaturity game mate...only one of us is a failure in life though, a sweedish 19 year old who is probably unemployed and in a rehab center...
Yeah I'm in super ordinary Swedish rehab facility. I was too cool for them so they locked me away, damn government! Swedish government plots to conquer the world with IKEA, I used to be an employee (like everyone else in Sweden)there but since I found out about their plans of world domination, Ingmar Kamprad and the Swedish government have now locked me away in their model bedroom dungeon! They're using the zero-variety-method of torture, feeding me with only meatballs and lingonberries.
What they fail to realize is how I have hacked myself into a nearby villa's WiFi (it didn't have a password!) and am masterminding a large scale rebellion (check out the Facebook event!) aiming to bring down the Swedish regime and end their tyranny! I find that their model beds are very comfortable, however, so I see no reason to plan my escape just yet! It's best to work under your enemy's nose sometimes, where they least expect it!
Down with tyranny, down with IKEA! Put your life together, not your furniture!
