*My name actually isn't CraAAaaZEeeeE SHINE, therefore I cannot 100% guarantee you'll be satisfied with your purchase. If later on you feel regrets or after using your purchased weapon/armor you think it sucks message me and I might consider trading back, but that would probably be reserved for mix-ups or miscommunications.
**I actually am not sure that we can work out a deal.
***That's a total lie; I actually might not have enough cash; in fact I'm low right now, so if we're talking about a crazy multi-way trade I might need to wait until I get some more gold in my pockets. Still though send me a PM and you'll find I'm a reasonable dude
**** The black helmet probably isn't RipperX's, and I'm pretty sure any accent changes will be a placebo.
Big print now....