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Offline Larry

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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #360 on: May 18, 2013, 12:21:15 am »
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Siiick, I'm gonna put the tags in right away!

*Coughs loudly, clearing his throat, before putting on his redneck voice that he had decided to name Craid* "Boy, We're gonna go back-door mud-slicken', and yer gonna be mah new meat bicycle."
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #361 on: May 18, 2013, 12:22:02 am »
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Siiick, I'm gonna put the tags in right away!

Oh good, welcome to the clan!  We just need to find a fitting anal bum cover and you'll be set.
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #362 on: May 31, 2013, 12:45:44 am »
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I don't understand why we never get any new recruits.  We are extremely Homo-Erotic and hate Crpg as much as the next guy.  It seems a little odd that we do not have more members.

I mean, we are all bad at the game and we smell.  Although, we have Larry.  Everyone thinks of us as dead.  Well if that is true then Necrorave the Small Phallic shall be the Necromancer that will bring Dracul back from the dead, so they can touch his butt.

Or you can just stay dead because magic isn't real...Happy Birthday Billy

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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #363 on: May 31, 2013, 12:56:35 am »
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Larry's the true test for initiates, hardly 10% of all recruits get passed him.
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #364 on: May 31, 2013, 12:57:46 am »
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But how many make a pass at him?

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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #365 on: May 31, 2013, 12:58:57 am »
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I think Necro was the first and he'll probably be the last.

Some things, when stretched, never return to normal.
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Offline Artyem

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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #366 on: June 01, 2013, 09:07:58 pm »
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Did some cleaning up and some reorganizing with the OP.

I think it looks better.
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #367 on: June 03, 2013, 10:32:32 pm »
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #368 on: June 03, 2013, 11:41:55 pm »
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #369 on: June 04, 2013, 10:41:21 am »
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Boner soup?

I'd like 2 to go please.
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #370 on: June 05, 2013, 12:10:29 am »
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #371 on: June 05, 2013, 01:22:02 am »
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Seems legit.
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #372 on: June 05, 2013, 04:45:02 pm »
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If you ever decide to make portraits like mine of our members for this page.  I would suggest these guys

I think it would be cool to have Master Norman draw all of the Dracul.

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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #373 on: June 11, 2013, 12:30:28 am »
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Added Hannibal Lecter to the roster again.

Welcome Random_Pizza_Guy to the clan!  He will be a fitting addition to our ranks.
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Re: [Dracul]Dragoni of Valahia[NA][Recruiting Seductively]
« Reply #374 on: June 11, 2013, 12:33:06 am »
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Added Hannibal Lecter to the roster again.

Welcome Random_Pizza_Guy to the clan!  He will be a fitting addition to our ranks.

I can't wait to ravage him the way that Dracul do.  With long throbbing "Greetings" and the occasional bum slap/wink coaches do to their favorite player.