And so it be, with great validation that we are indeed a Draculiche. As a professional service institution, we perform lobotomies, excisions, ear cleanings, root canals, full body piercings(don't be afraid to ask where, we like trying new things!) and Larry will penetrate you in any orifice of your choosing. Artyem is still a reverent warlord maestro of battle. Applesauce and Celinthe are our poledancers. Bravoh does whatever the hell he wants at all times, and Urbanday reigns impalement from afar with his arrowic action. Morphene is our new jack of all trades skirmisher. I am still a jumpy shielding asshole, and my Langes Messer is theoretically a german lightsaber. Ja. So here we are, as we've always been, impaling at a castle near you.
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