I had a whole post ready to go. It was a thing of beauty, denouncing the mentality of the many, many egocentric, fuck-headed children who play this game. I did not support any particular person here, instead I chose the side of intelligence--of responsibility, with much candor. So much sarcasm... I even brought elephants into the fray. There were metaphores and flying lizard people, too.
But then I spazzed and hit some magical combination of keys that sent me back a fucking page, and all my rage dissappeared.
I might suggest to some of the Things ("people" or "children", I guess, though their behavior does not suggest that so human a label would be appropriate) follow my lead. Accidentally hit the "back" button, or close your laptop, or fall off your chair and knock yourself unconscious on the corner of your desk for a short amount of time. Do something, anything, which might interrupt your train of thought, and in so doing pull your mind from this thread like a drowning person is pulled from the ocean by a passing fisherman--by a happy cooincidence, in other words. While you're metaphorically drying off, think about the ridiculous things you planned on saying. Think about the stupidity that you would have subjected the world to had that happy cooincidence not occured.
Then fuck yourself with a rake.