You tired of them lolstabbers?
You tired of them guys with long polearms?
You low on gold/brain/style/selfesteem but like superspastic mousemovement?
Then Crushthrough & Knockdown OP WEAPWNS Ltd. has got the solution for yeher needs and presents:
"The new rocketassisted thrusting, chainsaw modded, EverybodysFuckingStunner CRPG SUNDASTROYAR."
Get one in every thrusted itemshop near you.
1000 Gold
Note: Included solar battery pack wont work after sun got "dastroyd".