Can I be an admin? I know, most of my forum posts are wildly innapropriate and simmering with the heat of my sarcasm. I also like to use the "fuck" "shit" and "penis" words quite a bit. I post too many cavalry suggestions....
I am, however, so unbiased its ridiculous. I honestly don't give a fuck (there I go again) what clan someone is in, or what color their font is, or how oddly spelt/spelled their name is. All I really want is for myself, and the other people who play CS (or whatever this game is) to enjoy themselves--to have fun. People cheating or breaking the rules ruins this fun. Admins using their powers like mini einsteins ruins this fun. It's a god damned game, and its fun, and it has its rules. I'd like to enforce said rules, and help bolster said fun.
Not in a clan, nor do I really have any friends in this game to be quite honest. I'm never on teamspeak/aids, nor do I participate in Strategus, save when I sign up for a battle for the fun of it (my goal here is fun, btw). And score is a non issue, given my astounding level of suck. Nobody's going to alter my perception of something by giving me their 2 cents, fuck that. Like Barbas I'm (lawful) "neutral" as fuck.
Even better, while I have some admin experience in CS and DoD servers, I have none here! I could be seen as fresh blood, or something. Or an injection of pure AIDS. Both bring something new to the admin experience/bodily metaphor.
I fucking love this game. I play it WAY too much. I'd never fuck something up as an admin, because this game is awesome, and I'd hate too see this game in any way fucked up. It actually motivates me to get through my shitty, summer work days. And my shitty Army ROTC training days. And my shitty days of studying college shit. Or shitty hangover mornings.