My insane night

[Wallace]

Well given this is a whole story to tell and I have no other outlet to tell it here we go

I iz drunk
Diabetic friend is puking in bathroom after hours of shots
We give him 5 minutes to straighten out or I drive him home (40 minutes with an easy .20+ BAC)
Drive him home
He starts puking out of my car and we get off the beaten road
Driving like a madman on a mission I'm going 80 through a school zone at 11 PM and sheriff pulls me over
I frantically pull over and start yelling I need directions due to diabetic dying in shotgun, he asks if i need an ambulance, i ask for directions and resume 80 MPH
Directions are perfect, my friend lives to see another day
Magically I do too


Cops not being douchebags? I think this deserves a call and a thank you for fulfilling the "serve" end of serve and protect

[Darkkarma]

Best dewie beater i've heard in a while.

[Digglez]

consider yourself lucky.  Most cops I know would have escorted you to hospital and then arrested you for felony traffic crimes (doubling speed limit, reckless use of acceleration, criminal negligence) and had your license revoked.

next time just call the ambulance, they're the ones who are trained & insured to drive fast

[Tears of Destiny]

I must live in the only city where the cops are laidback, yeesh. The stories I hear make me afraid to travel sometimes.

[Wallace]

I may not be trained to drive fast, but I'll be damned if that wasn't some pro ass driving

[Misan]

Can I be cool too if I drink alcohol?

Ron Paul 4/20 erday 9/11 etc

[Darkkarma]

Can I be cool too if I drink alcohol?

Ron Paul 4/20 erday 9/11 etc

being hipster/indie is so last winter

[Huey Newton]

Well given this is a whole story to tell and I have no other outlet to tell it here we go

I iz drunk
Diabetic friend is puking in bathroom after hours of shots
We give him 5 minutes to straighten out or I drive him home (40 minutes with an easy .20+ BAC)
Drive him home
He starts puking out of my car and we get off the beaten road
Driving like a madman on a mission I'm going 80 through a school zone at 11 PM and sheriff pulls me over
I frantically pull over and start yelling I need directions due to diabetic dying in shotgun, he asks if i need an ambulance, i ask for directions and resume 80 MPH
Directions are perfect, my friend lives to see another day
Magically I do too


Cops not being douchebags? I think this deserves a call and a thank you for fulfilling the "serve" end of serve and protect

Maybe you shouldn't be letting diabetics have shots..
Dumbass

[ManOfWar]

Lol how many shots exactly?

[Huey Newton]

Lol how many shots exactly?

hours of shots

interesting measurement

[Thucydides]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ

[Original_Sin]

+1 for the epic drivin'
and hey, wallace, tell this cop guy to register here on c-rpg forum so I can give 'im +1 too.
and Maybe.. maybe he would like the mod..

Best dewie beater i've heard in a while.

best stewie beater I've heard in a while
sorry guys it's not youtube, 'cause I couldn't find the good quality vido there.
and hey it's cool and stuff but start watchin' from 2:30

[Original_Sin]

damn.. it wouldn't let me delete the double post ;(
+1 for the epic fail!
oh wait..

[Dexxtaa]

Best dewie beater i've heard in a while.