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How to leech in battle.
« on: April 11, 2014, 05:51:15 am »
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1. Spawn in with peasant gear.
2. Press W in the direction that the enemy cavalry will come from
3. Press T.
4. Wait for round to end (watch videos, listen to music, play on PS3/Xbox, masturbate, etc...)
5. Repeat.
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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2014, 06:19:20 am »
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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2014, 06:25:06 am »
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buy a lederhosen

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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 08:11:09 am »
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buy a lederhosen
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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2014, 01:46:11 am »
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1. Spawn in with peasant gear.
2. Press W in the direction that the enemy cavalry will come from
3. Press T.
4. Wait for round to end (watch videos, listen to music, play on PS3/Xbox, masturbate, etc...)
5. Repeat.


6. Get banned.
7. Never repeat again.

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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2014, 02:44:28 am »
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6. Get banned.

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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2014, 12:36:39 pm »
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6. Get banned.
7. Never repeat again.

Actually, just dont run into the enemies straight. I mean, do it like me, I just cant wait to engage the enemy and will end up getting gangbanged anyway within the first minute, its not that I'm trying to suicide but I am not patient enough to wait at some ruin or corner.
I might get out alive when I play my heavy cav but most of the time, I die rather quick. People get valour because of me  :P

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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2014, 01:55:13 pm »
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I mean, do it like me, I just cant wait to engage the enemy and will end up getting gangbanged anyway within the first minute, its not that I'm trying to suicide but I am not patient enough to wait at some ruin or corner.

Ban.

Also ban OP for creating this guide who will contaminate the mind of all our young and naive players!

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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2014, 03:56:35 pm »
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this is correct advertisement!

but it also encourages teamplay!

but it also encourages cav!

but it also encourages leeching!

so its bad advertisement!
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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2014, 10:55:39 pm »
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1. Spawn in with peasant gear some really trippy mindf*ck outfit on a horse with a couching lance.
2. Press W in the direction that the enemy cavalry infantry will come from.
3. Press T Couch one archer and get killed.
4. Wait for round to end (watch videos, listen to music, play on PS3/Xbox, masturbate, etc...)
5. Repeat.

Do it this way to be actually productive and you cannot get banned.
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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2014, 01:31:13 am »
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Do it this way to be actually productive and you cannot get banned.
you can't leech if you spawn with a horse, its too expenseeeev
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Re: How to leech in battle.
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2014, 01:34:55 am »
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You will die of boredom before level 35 that way.
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