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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2013, 07:20:40 pm »
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Discuss.
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2013, 07:28:25 pm »
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Well pardon my ignorance.

I was just trying to farm renown because I found it immensely funny.
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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2013, 11:27:02 pm »
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Well pardon my ignorance.

I was just trying to farm renown because I found it immensely funny.
That kinda backfired. ^^
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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2013, 11:47:50 pm »
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He's not drunk, he's just quoting a well known masterpiece.

This.

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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2013, 06:26:04 am »
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Well, it's certainly a better idea than riding the subway.

To girl: Are you ok?
Turk: Leave us alone, you have your own girl, this one is ours.
To turks: Itsh not mine, I shust walk her home cause shes drunk.
Girl with turks: Yah, I'mmm fine.
To girl: 're you shure?
Girl: Yesh.
To noone in particular: Ok whateva.
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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2013, 07:59:55 am »
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xd

Well pardon my ignorance.

I was just trying to farm renown because I found it immensely funny.
Here... have some infamy instead :)
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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2013, 02:07:08 pm »
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Ban Bjord and unban Panos.

Ok don't Ban Bjord, just unban Panos

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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2013, 08:09:36 pm »
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grey OP is what you get for being a douche trying to get ppl in trouble.

enjoy your infamy (/   ^___^  )/
And now he can't play because of "common sense" and he doesn't understand how this common sense works
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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2013, 08:11:02 pm »
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Oh no, infamy! Please, mercy.

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Re: Why you shouldn't post when you're drunk and have racist tendencies
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2013, 11:03:09 pm »
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Just came online to give Bjord -1. hipster.