Oh, you think I'm kidding? Well, I'll tell you one thing; God help me if I ever saw that fucking THING in real life. I refuse to acknowledge it as a human being; there is no FUCKING way I am a member of the same species as it. I am being completely, 100% serious right now. You may think this is a joke, but I assure you it isn't. I actively dislike it, and I take every chance I have to let it know this. However, as it possesses the mental capacity of a literal child, it never takes me seriously. It thinks it's a joke. "Hahahahaha! Good one bro!"
No.
It's not a FUCKING joke. I seriously fucking HATE you. There is nothing you can do to change this; it's simply who you are as a person. So the next time you start typing some snarky, sarcastic comment to me, don't. For once in your pathetic life, shut your fucking mouth.
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