HELLO I AM A HUMEN BEING JUST LIKE YOU. I ENJOY FROLIC THE MEAT AND BONES IN A WONTON FASHION. ESPECIALLY AFTER A LONG WEEK OF FIAT PAPER MONEY LABOR. DO YOU WANT TO MEAT UP?? SOMEWHERE FUN, MAYBE THE PARK, HOTEL LOBBY, SUB BASEMENT BOILER ROOM, OR PERHAPS A̴̮ ̺̮̼̱͓̹P̨͇̙͕̭̗L̜͝A̫C̫ͅE̝̱͈̹̭ ͙͓ͅW͕̦̬̺̥̕I̧̹͓̰̩T̗H̢̼O҉̘U̖̝̤̙̥͞T̶͔̞̜ ̟̙̲̬M̴͍̤ͅE̦͖̱͞Ḁ̶̲̮̤̣̥N͇̭IN͍̝̼̲̮͕G͙̩̖,̺̻̣͕͘ ̪̘̟͕̀A ͇̗̠PL̥͉A̰͜CḚ͚͙͙͘ ̘̫̪̪̖͘T̹͚̲̣͙̰͞H̸̠͔̼̲̠A̗͝T͏͚̱̟̗͎̰ ̣͎̫͙͚̖̗D̮͙̦͇̥͔O̸̞̞͕̻̹E҉̬̼̹̞̬̯S̩͍̥͍͔ ̞̬̺͡N͉̲O͍͘ͅT̬ ҉̘̲̱E̻̗̦̺̼̯̪X̯̬͘Ḭ͖̟̖̯̬͜S̼̟̮̻͉̭͕̕T͈͎͎͔???
WE ARE WAITING TO MEAT YOU. THE PARTY IS W̖̦̲IĹ̰͙D̞̼̟̫͖͞ ҉̮̣̳W̴̦͉̲̩̲̟I͔T̸̯͉͇̟̙ͅH̴͙͙̲ ̴R҉͚̝͚͉E͏̰̪̞̟C̛̝K̢L̗̩E͉̖̲͘S̢̥̺̱̪S̮͈͉͙͖ ͔̹A͙͎̼͉͓̥͠B̘̙͚̙A̩̣̩Ņ̳D̺͖̗͎O̺N͔̙. BUT THIS MEATING IS NOT COMPLETE UNTIL YOU JOIN US.
COME AND FLAIL APPENDAGES WITH US. COME AND DRINK H̘̟͡A҉̠̰R̷̘̦̖̪̖̣̦D̴̼̪̪͈̠̮̜ ͙̟̮̜̼͡ͅL̡̟͎͇̳̯̜̩I̮͓͇̞̫͙Q̧͉̟͕̤̠̞̠U͍͇̻̱̱ͅO̘̱̗͝R҉̙̣ ̝̗A̛̳̜̺̙̙N̙̪͉ͅḌ̥͚́ ̕H͔͔͢A͖͉͓R̤̖̞̳̪D̡E̥̜̪̰͜R ̺͍͇̻̱̘I̧̳̯Ç̗͎̺̭̠̭H̬͎̗Ơ͎͍̥R̸̝͖͕̭̗͉.
WE HAVE WAITED A VERY LONG TIME. OUR FACE MEATS WILL WATER AND PURSE DOWNWARD IF YOU DO NOT JOIN THE CIRCLE. O͓̺͈̙͖H̱̖̦͓͓̦́ ͇̹̞H̩̤̰̮O̸̦͖̬̬̦W̬̼̳ ̵̪LO̳̱͡N̶̬G̣͕̙͙̘̖̭ ̺̗̞̳̜͉̥̀W̖̩͇̤̰͞E̛͉̱͖͔̰̙ͅ ̣̥̱H͕͍̪̥̗̲̬A̷̲̘͕VE̦̻̻̺̝͖͢ͅ W̪̻̭̟̮͓̜͘Á̳̺I͎̪̬̞̱͢T͖̗̼́E̮͓͈̹̻D͍̝͉͜ ̥͍̟̥̜̟F҉̩̣̺͎̜̦̺O̝͘R̬͉͓̦̝̙̀ ̬̣̣̬̱̺̱Y͡O̰̲͔̝ͅͅU̸̥̙͍R͍̱ ͏͉̠ͅF̝̙̲͉̱͜A̙T̶͙͙̼ͅE͔̳͓͚͞ͅḌ̥ ̡̬̯͕̗̥̲͍M͉̪̱̫̲͜E̷̪̺̼̝̺A͔͖̜̫TͅS̫ ͙Ţ̫O̷͙ͅ ̩͙̫̝ͅM̺͇̩̣̪͝E͕̣̥A̛̖T̙̭͓͜ ͙̩͇͕͓̝̼Ṳ̣̖̦̦͎͉Ś͖͙̦̲!!!
