I cursed an old lady at the Department of Motor Vehicles

[WITCHCRAFT]

I was switching plates to a new car and had to bring my 4 year old son due to lack of babysitter. We were stuck there for a little over 2.5 hours and WITCHCRAFT JR was getting impatient, as 4 year olds do at the DMV. No tantrums, but he let out an exasperated shout now and then. Every single time, this old-ass lady in the pews in front of us (the DMV has straight up pew benches for seating, no it's not in a old church) would look over her shoulder at me. At the hour and a half mark when she stared at us again, I threw the devil horns and gave her the evilest eye I had. She didn't look over her shoulder at all at any point after that.

Do a curse on the greatest generation the fuck you lookin at you old hag you think you never been 4 years old before??

Maybe I should go to the doctor this is not heteronormative social functions... 

[Vibe]

Rude. The lady should've called police and you should've been put in prison and sexed in your poopy hole.

[Bittersteel]

Heskey pls, romanis* No hate speech allowed

Incredible story WITCHCRAFT, you both sound swedish. We never confront anyone, we just give angry looks and write angry letters.

[Torben]

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[Gravoth_iii]

Stoner parents

[njames89]

Perfectly rational and appropriate response Witchcraft. I sometimes use my own curses when I get cut off driving.

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[Asheram]

Well hopefully that old gypsy hag didn't go home and put a curse on you like in that movie Drag Me To Hell. Let us now if strange things start happening.
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