Can't you NA tards just gather every active NA player and do a poll to see which side is in the minority. Whatever group is the minory gets shafted so if the friendspammers are in the minority they all get sent to the gulags and forced to write ban essays promising to never utter the word again, and if they are in the majority they can abolish the 'tyrrany' or whatever and write a constitution making the usage of the word "friend" a first amendment right.
Alternatively and in my opinion the best option by far would be to have 1 guy challenge Sparvico to a ft7.