What its like being British

[WITCHCRAFT]

• Saying hello to a friend in the supermarket, then creeping around like a burglar to avoid seeing them again
• The horror of someone you only half know saying: “Oh I’m getting that train too”
• Staring at your phone in silent horror until the unknown number stops ringing
• Hearing a recording of your own voice and deciding it’s perhaps best never to speak again
• The relief when someone doesn’t answer their phone within three rings and you can hang up

its me i do that

Major depressive disorder (MDD) (also known as simply depression) is a mental disorder characterized by a pervasive and persistent low mood that is accompanied by low self-esteem and by a loss of interest or pleasure in normally enjoyable activities.

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[Kafein]

"normally enjoyable activities" eh, to each their own.

[Leshma]

If you an introvert and don't enjoy activities extrovert person enjoys, then it must be something wrong in your head and you need strong medicine to change you back to being "normal".

United States of America is fucked up country in more ways than one.

[Yeldur]

I can add one:

• Obnoxiously revelling in the things that you consider so exemplary of the unique British character, while being completely oblivious to the fact that everybody in the world does the same

Of course we're oblivious, we're the most introverted and antisocial country in the fucking world.