HEY FRIEDNS
Just felt like taking this time out of my very important and busy day to tell you all that tomorrow is my 5 year cRPG anniversary, and that you should all dedicate your time playing to me, your glorious cunt co-player.
Is this a shitpost you ask? Who knows, fuck you James I know your reading this <3
Also, uh, the gobblinmy old friend guy that I see sometimes on a destrier (not as good as my Mary), hi, your pretty cool.
Voester, your a nerd, stop using 1h shield u nerd its 2017 nobody dies to that shit anymore
Tanken, your name confuses me
Asheram your a fucking retard, just die
Blizz i like u
Kale is a bundle of sticks, like 4 real
I have actual nudes of kolee hit me up if you want them (not lying i got that sweet ass azn face as my wallpaper)
Dupre, who the fuk are u srsly? R u one of them skinny fucks? someone clarify
Horns who r u? Somhow a dev? The fuck?
Uther suck my cock for not letting me in to ur gay ass closed clan today
Kesh if ur still alive, fuk u
Uh, what else for u fucks
Bale o hay hope u got herpes
Noodles cant tell if u like me or hate me either way suck my cock u my old friendit
if anyone sees knightmare tell him hes a huge tool
Albus i think ur a pretty cool guy
if ur not on this list ur not important/im too drunk to remember you. Basically its my 5th year getting cancer from u retards so read this longass post and try to not think im a retard, mkkay?
edit 1: Canary has been on my friends list for 5 years and ive hit him up max 3 times, coolest guy, but apparently everyone hates him, so fuck him too
