Sons of the Derelict Order of Mother Yggdrasil

[Novamere]

Open Boarders but don't be surprised if you get attacked for looking like a nerd*

Who the fuck made this nerd and admin ^^^

[ArysOakheart]

Im hesitant because you're all a bunch of garbage dwelling gobblins and memesters. You guys wanna do some trading?

[Artyem]

Can you add Northern Empire to your friendly relations or allies seeing as how Damatacus of Northern Empire can walk right in, take in thousands of S&D from Kedelke and Narra and then walk right back out during prime-time.

he's simply inspecting the quality of the goods, because he's a goods inspector

[Westwood]

I didn't really care about Pandemona's intentions or not to steal S&D if that matters.

I was bored between classes, in a coffee shop, and decided to log into Strat for the first time in a week and there they were, less than an hour away from the castle I was afk in with their 4k crates and 0 gear.

And it was going to be a battle I could go to for once! Really my attack was the product of some sort of planetary alignment more than anything else.

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pls add Westwood Original Mossback to your post

[Artyem]

I wonder what a good estimate of the total amount of time Artyem and Sparvico discussed just when I would actually write "that sick RP shit I've had bouncing around the brainbox" and post some shit in diplomacy.

If they'd just asked Daruvian, Pibb, Cikel, or any of the classic Frisian folks, they'd be more intimately aware that while I've got certain talents and a good disposition for nerd-herding and tactics, I'm also dreadfully flaky on any real nerd commitment that I make.

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i mean shit ive still gotta record a bedtime story for a nigga

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and send a nigga a jar of jam

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and myriad other ostensibly-forgotten promises that I've made to secure nerd-favors

But, uh, yeah. We're doing this thing, and we're undoubtedly gonna do a great job. Let us all do our part and throw up a bunch of petitionary prayers, the goal of which will be to draw large numbers of new/old players back into the mod and strategus. You know, completely absent of consent or free will.

Honestly, I completely forgot that we were going to make a thread until Sparvico reminded me yesterday.  So, no big deal, but you're welcome to write some homoerotic RP for the front page.  I also forgot to do that last night.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

i know im never getting my jam you flaky pos