So you have someone or something that was never proven to exist (and never will be proven to exist because he/it was made up by pussy ass nikgurs that couldn't stand the thought of there being no life after death), a race-vestite kiddy fiddler that likes to touch his own cock and balls on camera while humping the air screaming a high pitched note, and a black man that inspired race riots and inadvertently caused the killing of more black people (not that killing nikgurs is bad mind you) as your witnesses?