what are your hemorrhoids cure?

[Clockworkkiller]

It's working! The magic is working!

[Xant]

I'm looking down at you from a great height. You're like ants. It's sad how far I am beyond you people, spiritually and mentally.

You can't imprison the truth.

[Armpit_Sweat]

I'm barely able to acknowledge you as a lifeform, looking down from a million of light-years above you. You're like precambrian fungus. It's a subject of scientific studies how far I am beyond you people, divinely superior spiritually and mentally.

You can't comprehend the truth.

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[Xant]

I'm barely able to acknowledge you as a lifeform, looking down from a million of light-years above you. You're like precambrian fungus. It's a subject of scientific studies how far I am beyond you people, divinely superior spiritually and mentally.

You can't comprehend the truth.

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Are you speaking to me, worm? My strong and honeyed voice dribbles from primacy to the consciousness of the three brain cells of an inchoate earthworm like you. Your animal instinct experiences the influence of some higher power when I open my lion's voice containing pure dominating intelligence and cold calculation and order an ape like you to act just like I tell you to act. You are unable to resist. How could you? How could a shrimp learn to hunt elephants?

I control a big-talking monkey like you with platonic tenderness and unadulterated logic on the echelons of all your senses. When your small ape brain succeeds in understanding even a one thousandth of my godlike delivery, you'll obey your superior being on that exact second. You miserable animal.

[Armpit_Sweat]

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[Xant]

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Fake and gay. If I'm Sylvester Stallone, who are the rest? Who here could claim to have the right to even be considered for my team? Moreover, what use have I, the master, the commander, for sidekicks?

[Clockworkkiller]

Fake and gay. If I'm Sylvester Stallone, who are the rest? Who here could claim to have the right to even be considered for my team? Moreover, what use have I, the master, the commander, for sidekicks?

Maybe the other members represent different Facets of your personality

[Xant]

Maybe the other members represent different Facets of your personality

I'll allow it.

[Armpit_Sweat]

Fake and gay. If I'm Sylvester Stallone, who are the rest? Who here could claim to have the right to even be considered for my team? Moreover, what use have I, the master, the commander, for sidekicks?

Well, you lead the pack and take the most important tasks on cRPG forum and tumblr, while your apostles euphorically tip fedoras elsewhere

What made them qualify for the team, were their top scores in this bingo:

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... i'm just having a laugh

EDIT:

scored 9 points

[Xant]

Well, you lead the pack and take the most important tasks on cRPG forum and tumblr, while your apostles euphorically tip fedoras elsewhere

What made them qualify for the team, were their top scores in this bingo:

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... i'm just having a laugh

EDIT:

scored 9 points

I only scored 1 point.