Them jap gooks'd be gay as candyfloss these days... Look at these guys:
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sexual singing in the show, and chop him down in a single swift motion.
Blood and screams everywhere! The jerkin' girl screaming like a vuvuzela for a solid minute, before getting a katana across her forehead. Public is rushing for the exit, at this point all the samurai are jumping up accompanied by one of them Bruce Lee screams, and commence a mass decapitation.
No, seriously, I could stand there singing Never Gonna Give You Up until her arm would turn blue. And that guy doesn't look like a teenager either. Why would he make that that stupid face?.. Probably acting for the sakes of entertainment.
Last time i came this way, i had to imagine the most perverted sick shit and keep my focus 100%. Idk, may be back when I was 13 this could be very interesting, but unfortunately I wasn't that lucky back then, so we will never know for sure. Right now, a handjob is only good as a pleasant wake up in the morning, before an actual intercourse. Meah.
I would love to visit Japan one day, and do it "Enter the Void" style, but I imagine it's very expensive
Yeah, well, may be one day i let my fantasy run wild in that neon paradise..
May be I should make a kickstarter for it? People get moneyz for all sorts of crazy useless shit. I just promote it as is - Want to visit Tokyo, get high as a mtherfcker, eat sushi, drink sake, fuck as many whores as I can. I can probably do two every day. May be more if I get some viagra or some other shit, never tried it, so can't promise nothing.
That's like a minimum program for, let's say, 7 days. A 5000 Euro would do it, i guess... Need to buy tickets and sleep somewhere too.
Then, the medium luxury trip - 10.000 Euro for 7 days. This would give me some space. Wouldn't have to compromise with hotels, and other stuff. Would possibly hire a whore for a whole day, to hang around with and make trouble. Getting some coco through a whore is probably the optimal way to get high in a place you never been before.
Finally, a ***** luxury tour - 25.000 Euro for 7 days. Yeap, this would be it! Get the party started already on the way there - would get a local whore to fly with me, so I can get a blowjob on the way there. May be even convince her to hide some quality coco in her vagina. No risk for me - fun for the both of us! 1'st class flight of course. Radisson, Cristal, caviar, the whole easy-comes-easy-goes package. Three most extravagant Japanese whores are by my side at all times. Might even pick up a single trans, just to spice things up. Why the fuck not? It' party time! High as fuck with 48 hour sleeping cycles. Driving in limo only. Get one of them katanas and swing it while standing up through that limo window in the top. Custom made kimono and haircut to match it. All sorts of other cultural experience of course.
Naturally I would wear a Go-cam, or whatever they are called, 24/7 and stream it all for the curious to see and enjoy.
That would be sweet... If only I wasn't so lazy.
