The Holy chadzian Empire

[Bryggan]

A new dawn has arisen upon the bloody plains of Strat; a grey, cold dawn, the same colour as our faction.  For it was through the suffering and needless deaths due to an aggressive kingdom to the northwest.  These blood thirsty savages from the steppes struck down upon the peaceful trading factions and the AFK attacking Starks with no other reason than their desire to crush those whom they did not get along with.  Kinda like racism*.

But the peoples of the south had had enough.  'We are tired of tyranny," they cried, "We had enough of that under Bryggan when he was High King.  Scoundrels like him who attack just for the sake of attacking!  No more; we will resist!"

"But who will unify us?" a bunch of others cried (there was a lot of crying back then).  "Why not Bryggan," someone suggested, "He could marry the Not so Innocent Virgin of the Starks."

And the people cried "Huzzah!"  And that was the last they cried.

And so Bryggan married NSIV, and the factions united into an empire.  "On your knees," demanded the new found emporer.  And of all the throngs of people, only Sanderson the Frisian knelt.  "Um, Sanderson, you are submitting to my rule?" Bryggan asked.

"Oh hell no," Sanderson replied, "sorry, I just got here.  I thought this was a different kind of party."  So Sanderson left, seeking his long gone Frisians who held a different idea of the meaning of 'get on your knees'.

And King Tristan spoke unto the Emperor Bryggan, and said unto him, "Dammit Bryggan, we're not your bitches.  We're just looking for a little centralization."

And Bryggan said, "oh'.

And thus the Holy chadzian Empire was founded, and all the crying stopped.  Men and women girded themselves for war, they raised troops and they armed themselves.  They were ready to defend, and ready to attack.  A new spirit of optimism arose amongst them.  They were no longer vassals, but united members in a common cause.  And all were ready for glory.

*pure propaganda folks- an important part of the game

So we are rallying the troops, getting ready to fight.  Stay tuned, and expect some great battles in the near future, and would really like to see the numbers grow in strat battles.  So get everyone involved and let's make this war epic.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Accurate RP. I often get lost, especially when my mind is occupied by uh,

other things.

[poonerplox2]

Bryggan I thought we signed a contract that you would include me in all your RP

[WITCHCRAFT]

Bryggan I thought we signed a contract that you would include me in all your RP

and so, the first seeds of dissent among the chadzian Empire were sown

like all that man crafts, it too will one day crumble

~~we're all just dust in the wind~~

[Bryggan]

"And so Blue, mighty Guildmaster or the Merchants of Curaw; the mighty trading guild of whom Bryggan was just a mere apprentice, came out of the shitter, and asked," What's going on?"  And the people spoke as one, saying, "We got a new mega faction."  And Blue said 'oh fuck'.

And so it was thus, that dissent was delayed for another week or two, cuz Blue doesn't care whether he be the hero or the villain, just so long as his name be mentioned.  And chadz, despite his Austrian upbringing, smiled down upon this new faction, and thought it might last a week or two longer than the KotN before somebody rebelled.

PROBLEM FIXED!

[poonerplox2]

"And so Blue, mighty Guildmaster or the Merchants of Curaw; the mighty trading guild of whom Bryggan was just a mere apprentice, came out of the shitter, and asked," What's going on?"  And the people spoke as one, saying, "We got a new mega faction."  And Blue said 'oh fuck'.

And so it was thus, that dissent was delayed for another week or two, cuz Blue doesn't care whether he be the hero or the villain, just so long as his name be mentioned.  And chadz, despite his Austrian upbringing, smiled down upon this new faction, and thought it might last a week or two longer than the KotN before somebody rebelled.

PROBLEM FIXED!

Thank you Bryggan