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cRPG-a love poem
« on: March 04, 2015, 01:37:00 am »
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Roses are red

violets are blue

F aggot archer shot me dead?

well, fuck you too!

as i lie here in tears

popped a new can of dew

grabbed a newly loomed spear

and gaze at the pillow, that is my waifu

when i rejoin the game

a 2hander charges me

and off my head came

Sofuckyoufuckingfuckercheapass2handagiwhore,gosuckafatdick,imtiredofthisshitymod,fuck!

The End


-Clockworkkiller, 3rd grade


« Last Edit: March 04, 2015, 06:14:57 am by Clockworkkiller »
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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2015, 01:41:59 am »
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if you do the math correctly in this post you will see that when he put 3rd grade at the end of his poem he really meant to say 3+3 which equals 6

When it came out to equal 6 it really meant 66 so when you add another 6 to the end of 66 you got 666

yes 666 is the devils number but its also the number of autism

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2015, 01:54:17 am »
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Roses are red

violets are blue

bundle of sticks archer shot me dead?

well, fuck you too!

as i lie here in tears

popped a new can of dew

grabbed a newly loomed spear

and gaze at the pillow, that is my waifu

when i rejoin the game

a 2hander charges me

and off my head came

Sofuckyoufuckingfuckercheapass2handagiwhore,gosuckafatdick,imtiredofthisshitymod,fuck!

The End


-Clockworkkiller, 3rd grade

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2015, 07:15:24 am »
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This thread, Clockwork himself, and three years of this mercury laden mod gave me autism

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2015, 08:07:07 am »
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clockwork, you might wanna tone down on the meth, mate.

we're getting all sorts of gibberish from you now :)
Your binary primitive low capacity of thinking is not relevant.

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2015, 08:08:03 am »
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clockwork, you might wanna tone down on the meth, mate.

we're getting all sorts of gibberish from you now :)

But that's normal for Clockwork

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2015, 08:33:34 am »
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A poem analysis

This poem is a great example of how the author tries to describe today's youth, the words bundle of sticks and waifu is being represented as a mean of expression to describe how young people use these kinds of words to stand out from the regular crowd, and the author catches this perfectly. The poem also had no ending-rhythm making it and AB poem. But I feel that this poem doesn't need any rhyming to be complete its message. If we draw a line between the poem and the authors past we can see that this poem also represents a way for the author to express his feelings which were repressed by his parents and fellow man when he was a young child. Overall I think the poem was interesting and made me aware of certain feelings throughout the reading progress.

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2015, 04:11:13 pm »
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tell em clock

FUCKIN TELL EM LAD
I REMEMBER PLAYING IN RAIN
THROUGH THE NIGHTFALL WITH FOG
THAT CLOGGED UP OUR EYES
BUT IM MORE HORRIFIED OF A MOD
I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE

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Re: cRPG-a love poem
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2015, 04:35:11 pm »
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