13K diplomacy

[njames89]

James pissed in the general direction of the keshslaves.

[Bryggan]

What's with your obsession with Kesh?  He has never asked us or advised us to do anything strategically.  He does help with catapult placement and such, but everyone with experience pitches in when on a roster.

As for Violence, I will reward anyone with information leading to the capture and destruction of his army.  He raided Reyvadin without permission, and was going to return the gear to Desire.  Unfortunately he tried transferring directly to her rather than the fief.  Sadly I had given Albus orders to attack him if he did not return the gear.  Albus attacked before Violence could explain why he did not comply.

It was too late, and I did not want to lose Albus' troops, so I told Violence not to defend.  At the last minute he decided he would defend and screw us all.  He ambushed Albus and his men, and just barely managed to make the stupid gay ass timer run out.

Such treachery makes for awesome role play, and I've accepted the loss of those 500 troops and gear as part of the game.  Still, we gotta catch him.

[Sparvico]

What's with your obsession with Kesh?  He has never asked us or advised us to do anything strategically.  He does help with catapult placement and such, but everyone with experience pitches in when on a roster.

As for Violence, I will reward anyone with information leading to the capture and destruction of his army.  He raided Reyvadin without permission, and was going to return the gear to Desire.  Unfortunately he tried transferring directly to her rather than the fief.  Sadly I had given Albus orders to attack him if he did not return the gear.  Albus attacked before Violence could explain why he did not comply.

It was too late, and I did not want to lose Albus' troops, so I told Violence not to defend.  At the last minute he decided he would defend and screw us all.  He ambushed Albus and his men, and just barely managed to make the stupid gay ass timer run out.

Such treachery makes for awesome role play, and I've accepted the loss of those 500 troops and gear as part of the game.  Still, we gotta catch him.

If only there were more like you this mod wouldn't be dieder dan sheet.

[Bryggan]

Ok, I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that many people witnessed my mother bursting into the tavern I was in and chasing me around the tables with her shoe in her hand.  Now most people remember her screaming at me about lying about Reinhardt being my father, and as she was hitting me with her shoe she kept going on how there was no doubt that my real father was the caravan guard.  So, I might have been misinformed about Reinhardt, and my claim to the Acre throne.

But the good news is that I got curious about my father, and went to the nearest cleric with ten of my toughest men and asked about my bloodlines.  After some intimidating questioning, we found out that I am the direct descendant of the Emperor of Calradia.  Right before Zendar had that massive earthquake and all the royal family were killed, one of the daughters had snuck out of the palace to elope with her lover.  During the power struggle that ensued, she dared not say anything for fear of assasination by the Vaegir or Swadian claimants.

Well, that was my great great great grandmother, and now I lay claim to all of Calradia.

Thank you for your support.

[Screaming Idiot]

Ok, I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that many people witnessed my mother bursting into the tavern I was in and chasing me around the tables with her shoe in her hand.  Now most people remember her screaming at me about lying about Reinhardt being my father, and as she was hitting me with her shoe she kept going on how there was no doubt that my real father was the caravan guard.  So, I might have been misinformed about Reinhardt, and my claim to the Acre throne.

But the good news is that I got curious about my father, and went to the nearest cleric with ten of my toughest men and asked about my bloodlines.  After some intimidating questioning, we found out that I am the direct descendant of the Emperor of Calradia.  Right before Zendar had that massive earthquake and all the royal family were killed, one of the daughters had snuck out of the palace to elope with her lover.  During the power struggle that ensued, she dared not say anything for fear of assasination by the Vaegir or Swadian claimants.

Well, that was my great great great grandmother, and now I lay claim to all of Calradia.

Thank you for your support.

Honestly, I don't care about legitimacy or whatever as long as you keep dishing out dough for the mercs, soldiers, and traders to kill each other over.

Hope you enjoy anally ravaging whoever you think stands in your way. 

[WITCHCRAFT]

if you ask them they quit... I am sure. otherwise yeah they got rolled up and smoked

I quit November 20th and suicided my army with good gear since I assumed that the countdown on the website was for strat reset and they said at the start of this strat it would end in November.

It didn't. 

[Noodlenrice]

ripstrat 2k14.