Whatevs. You really intended to give you stuff away, quickly regretted the decision, and played it off as all a joke.
Call me unimpressed, but I actually like it when people scatter their belongings (I've done it twice). It's like a large, aging star, growing fat and massive with looms, finally going supernova and scattering its life-giving elements to the far reaches of the universe. It's beautiful.
It's actually kind of fun to start over as well.