Who is your biggest rival in-game?

[bagge]

ahem yolo charges? as far as I saw most of the maps you literally hide waiting for your team to die + facing weakenend enemies, then it's just footwork and left and right swing with your 27 agi 2h build. I still remember couple of years ago you were hiding in a ruin in ruins map and when you were the last one you typed in chat "why am I always the last one?"; then you killed 8 of them because apart from the OP build you are actually good in what you do, also after playing 4 years with the same gay playstyle it gets boring yes. oh and to all retards saying agi build are underpowered go take a look at what a broken class + retarded athletics system + incredibly long weapons (greatswords (that are considered way too nerfed nowdays just because used in a wrong way)) can do.

Qft

[Molly]

Molly's my rival. Abusive admin. Spams throwing weapons and 2H. Complete nub but still tracks me down every map to try and anal fuck my character with some lesbian tendencies. That's why Molly is my rival.

That's so sweet of you <3

[Molly]

ahem yolo charges? as far as I saw most of the maps you literally hide waiting for your team to die + facing weakenend enemies, then it's just footwork and left and right swing with your 27 agi 2h build. I still remember couple of years ago you were hiding in a ruin in ruins map and when you were the last one you typed in chat "why am I always the last one?"; then you killed 8 of them because apart from the OP build you are actually good in what you do, also after playing 4 years with the same gay playstyle it gets boring yes. oh and to all retards saying agi build are underpowered go take a look at what a broken class + retarded athletics system + incredibly long weapons (greatswords (that are considered way too nerfed nowdays just because used in a wrong way)) can do.

Except for build part, it kinda fits Panos too. Hides half the round and then picks off the hurt and weakened. Buff polearm, nerf 2homgbullshiteazmodyoloheroes...


Sry 4 dblpost

[Kafein]

Could it be BOZKURT? The hard-ass who eventually got banned for using autoblock?

That absolutely made my day. I remember when this noname popped out of nowhere with godlike blocking.

[Daunt_Flockula]

Yep. He was too damn fishy indeed. But he got what he deserved at least. And obviously he never returned.

[Zhyang]

Cant believe eh really used it

[Daunt_Flockula]

Here. Found the thread for you. You will see that the 24th or so post belongs to him.

http://forum.melee.org/global/autoblocker-unban-thread/

[Panos_]

Except for build part, it kinda fits Panos too. Hides half the round and then picks off the hurt and weakened. Buff polearm, nerf 2homgbullshiteazmodyoloheroes...


Sry 4 dblpost

Yeah, sorry that I don`t like getting shot at.

I hide because I like flanking, I hide because I chase the best players of the enemy team.

Oh, and for almost 2 months, I play with a flamberge, not a polearm.

[Ikarus]

That absolutely made my day. I remember when this noname popped out of nowhere with godlike blocking.

So autoblock does exist after all

That explains a lot. Especially how quickly he appeared and disappeared

[Sharpe]

Plumbo- Everytime i see that plated up fuckweasel I have the urge to shoot him in the face
Pretty much anyone who plays siege; you know who you are.

[//saxon]

Lady Asca, never been able to beat her in a 1v1 duel ever.

EDIT: for people asking if this is a joke, this is not a joke.