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Battle of our Bulge
« on: July 01, 2014, 03:47:35 am »
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    To the Superfriends Commander of the encircled town of New Ichamur.

    The fortune of war is changing. This time the Superfriend forces in and near New Ichamur have been encircled by strong Eushitlord armored units. More EUShitLord armored units have crossed the border near New Ada Kulun, we are trying to take your freedom and turn it into EUShitLord slum NA edition.

    There is only one possibility to save the encircled Superfriends troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town. In order to think it over a term of two hours will be granted beginning with the presentation of this note.

    If this proposal should be rejected one EuShitlord Catapult Corps and six heavy EUShitlord Battalions are ready to annihilate the Superfriend troops in and near New Ichamur. The order for firing will be given immediately after this two hours term.

   ......

   

    To the EuShitLord Commander.

    NUTS!

    The Superfriends

(hoping I am not the only one who knows this WW2 reference, or I am sad for our school system)
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2014, 06:06:18 am »
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Wasnt the battle of the bulge some risky counter offensive by the germans? Battle happened in EU - your argument is invalid! Booom!

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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2014, 12:53:07 pm »
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    To the Superfriends Commander of the encircled town of New Ichamur.

    The fortune of war is changing. This time the Superfriend forces in and near New Ichamur have been encircled by strong Eushitlord armored units. More EUShitLord armored units have crossed the border near New Ada Kulun, we are trying to take your freedom and turn it into EUShitLord slum NA edition.

    There is only one possibility to save the encircled Superfriends troops from total annihilation: that is the honorable surrender of the encircled town. In order to think it over a term of two hours will be granted beginning with the presentation of this note.

    If this proposal should be rejected one EuShitlord Catapult Corps and six heavy EUShitlord Battalions are ready to annihilate the Superfriend troops in and near New Ichamur. The order for firing will be given immediately after this two hours term.

   ......

   

    To the EuShitLord Commander.

    NUTS!

    The Superfriends

(hoping I am not the only one who knows this WW2 reference, or I am sad for our school system)
I know it but coming from you just feels out of place.
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2014, 12:54:53 pm »
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Best reference ever :D
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2014, 02:52:42 pm »
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I know it but coming from you just feels out of place.

Go back to saying Unga Unga Goretooth mad and kill unga unga. Least you stuck to your one line response and did not tax yourself today
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2014, 04:07:11 pm »
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Go back to saying Unga Unga Goretooth mad and kill unga unga. Least you stuck to your one line response and did not tax yourself today
lol someone got mad and it wasn't me  :lol:
Nerd rage baleogay. Two lines happy?  :mrgreen:
I mean if someone that could actually I dunno fight decently used that WW2 reference it would work but you? nah
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2014, 04:48:27 pm »
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beating you is not difficult gore. You only think it is.

Why would I be mad about a person who believes that what you say should be tied into how well you do in this game?
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2014, 05:53:14 pm »
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beating you is not difficult gore. You only think it is.

Why would I be mad about a person who believes that what you say should be tied into how well you do in this game?
why are you mad?
All i'm trying to get at it would be better if the squids said it.. you know someone who can fight. Well you do share some common traits like constantly making bs threads in diplomacy and whining constantly of how outnumbered and unfair strat is.
but I wish you
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2014, 08:22:10 pm »
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what the fuck guys
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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2014, 09:23:03 pm »
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You guys are autistic as fuck

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Re: Battle of our Bulge
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2014, 09:27:29 pm »
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