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loginThe year is 2014. Or, as will otherwise be known in the history books from this point on, THE YEAR OF THE ASS.
We are the Ass Prince Assembly, or the APA , for you dyslexic types. VAGABOND DYNASTYLet me lay it down for you:
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I AM THE ASS PRINCE- We plan on being a nomadic faction, in other words a principality on wheels. Expect to see us impaling at a castle near you.
- We are going to try and be cool with most people, but if you awake to see a giant immolated dung beetle on the porch of your castle, don't fret. That's completely normal, I assure you.
- We aren't going to adhere to your stupid drama. This is a videogame. If you don't like us or don't like what we are doing, tough shit.
- If you want to join us and you aren't a cocknozzle, you can PM Artyem. However, if you are indeed a cocknozzle, please PM Larry, for I believe he has a few positions open. Please do not PM me, for I am incapable of reading. Unless you are a moderately attractive female in your early twenties from the IL area. In that case, I expect selfies of you wearing your best Christmas sweater by morning.
Now that that's out of the way, I have one final request from all of you before we begin our descent upon your lands.
BRING ME THAT ASS!
